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Lyndi. 19 :)






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secretmindreader:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

please dont

(via im-team-bullshit)

ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

(via im-team-bullshit)

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

(via whospaintingus)

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

skullspeare:

blastortoise:

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you

(via disneytrampstamp)

nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

(via disneytrampstamp)

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

(via franyfru)

lesserjoke:

I see you driving ‘round town with the girl I love and I’m like that’s cool, I guess she made her choice, and I gotta respect that. There’s probably a lot more going on in her life than I was aware of, which is actually a pretty good indication that our relationship was not in a healthy place to begin with. I wish you both the best of luck in making things work, and I hope we can all stay friends over this.

(via macdaddyabbie)

wedontgivethatup:

orlesianscum:

wedontgivethatup:

when your enemy revives itself

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when your enemy is almost dead but kills you anyways

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when your enemy has another form

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(via phrie-kandie)

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via amishfurry)

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh, via looptilou)

sally-mun:

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.

firelorcl:

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

(via laughcentre)